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London
Asians - Guys
1. Some have their hair
cut like emphatic symbols... no hair at the side and a blob
of hair at the top.
2. Others feel the need
to wear bomber jackets even in summer.... most common form
is Schott Jackets. These jackets act as a comfort and security
for those guys who get blown away from a light breeze......who
are not hard and wish they were......who do not have a built
body but like to create the illusion they do.
3. Think they rule the
world if they go to a club with a pretty woman.
4. Ugly guys get the
pretty girls. Clever girls go out with the ugly guys (for
reasons mentioned in London Asian Girls)
5. Try and rub their
pelvis up girls backsides when in clubs thinking that this
is the most effective way to pull girls. Stupid girls like
this.
6. Hang around the dance
floor with beer in their hand hoping a babe will come along
and compliment them on their wonderful ability to stand there
all night without moving an inch .
7. Are mostly seen driving
around in white ford escorts.
8. Know someone who
works in a mobile shop.
9. Do Business Studies
@ College.
10. Think they are bad
as they have a phone.
11.Had a goatie by the
age of 15? TRIED to look older...didnt work though did it
...u just ended up looking like a proper ****.
12. Either have curtains
or a crop.
13. Are planning on
going to Middlesex Uni after coming out of Kingston College
or Richmond.
14. Always seem to sit
with their legs so wide open! One in america and one in africa...!
15. Use the words....missions,
nahh, innit, seen, skeen, what gwan, rahh, boomting, don,
fitttt, tick, fly, beeeyatch, wicked, baaaaad, one time, man,
geeza, chirpse, skeet, eeediat frequently! And the new one
- Booyakashaaaa..
16. Refer to their girl
as 'ma bitch'
17. Have to shake every
guys hand they c - even though they dont know them.
18. Work at either :
dixons, argos, wickes, comet, currys, tempo, tandy, cecil
gee, baron john, ciro citero, bentalls, JD sports, first sport,
cobra, JJB..!
19. Listen to Garage..RnB..Hip
hop ..Rap etc but in secret listen to bollywood tunes....
and u know u all rate the backstreet boys??
20. Have a motto : "Every
hole is a Goal!" and then want marry virgin marys..hmm
whats that all about????????
21. Try to dj and mc...urm
no pls dont even bother trying! Just stick to hanging around
Zeniths trying to chirpse girls who u think are 18 but r only
15..!
22. Have the biggest
heads in the world..and the biggest attitudes of the century.
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