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London
Asians: The Girls
1.Noticeably play around
with your hair when they see a fit guy. They neaten it all
out with a stroke of the hand - in fact u just made it go
all static.
2.Have a rather large
selection of black jeans and black tops with blackcoats. Those
that believe they are particularly cool wear long black leather
coats - trying to give it the Aaliyah look which went out
ages ago. [Typical]
3.Speaking of clothes...
some refuse to wear nothing else but designer clothes that
are blatantly visible to a blind person..... the word SAD
springs to mind.
4.All have mobile phones.
This is not a bad thing, but they have been known to whip
the phone out at any given opportunity to show that someone
actually cares about what they are talking about.
5.They do not like to
go out with other Asian girls who are more pretty than they
are - reduces their chances of success. Two good Asian female
friends should not bitch about the other behind their back
- common problem.
6.Have exhausted the
word 'innit'.
7.Refuse to dance to
anything other than soul, swing and hip hop - because they
don't know how to.
8.Speaking of dancing....
many think they are ;good at it, but in reality,never move
their feet from the same spot!!
9.Whenever they are
in a large group, they feel they need to stare menacingly
at other Asian girls.... especially if they look better than
they do.
10.Dance in circles
at all parties and clubs....if they dance @ all!
11.Some pretend to care
a great deal about religion...... if that was the case, why
do so many smoke, drink and do other things that cant be mentioned
here ??
12.Have straight or
wavy brown hair with highlights. For optimal ;coolness,some
Asian girls are now streaking theirs red...oh dear!
13.Will always see one
in a Nissan Micra [RED] in Southall and the surrounding area.
14.Will always know
someone just to get a discount for anything.
15.Pretty girls go out
with ugly guys, as they know he; will not give her hassle,
is always good for a lift and paying at the bar.
16.Are not allowed out
after 5.30pm and if they are, they have to be back by 8pm
latest. Yes this also applies to many who are over 20.
17.Are Commonly married
by the age of 15.
18.Most Indian girls
have skinny legs and fat backsides, childbearing hips, cellulite
thighs, etc...but think they are god's gift.
19. Asian girls have
attitude for no reason.
20.Most Asian girls
are obsessed with money and 'My man's got ..... whats yours
got?" [NOT!!!]
21.They hug all friends
for like ten hours even though they spoke to them last night!
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