A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman were sitting in a train. The train was going through a tunnel and ???? it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there was a KISSING sound and then a SLAP!

The train came out of the tunnel. The beautiful girl, the old woman and the Pakistani guy were sitting there looking perplexed.

The Indian guy was bent over holding his face, which was red from an apparent slap.

The old woman was thinking:
"That Indian must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped."

The Indian guy was thinking:
"Damn it, that Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl was thinking:
"That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Pakistani guy instead and got slapped."

The Pakistani guy was thinking:
"If this train will again pass through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again." (back to the top)

Something a little different..

Five Questions Feared by Men:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

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